My Skin
Ever had an idea for a post and then thought about it, sat down to write and gone "man, this isn't such a great post after all?"
Well, guess what, people, I'm stubborn and also in denial, so you're stuck with it. I just keep telling myself that EVERY POST I MAKE is AWESOME AND THE WORLD LOVES ME LADEEDA.
After this post, I intend to go and instigate world peace. Just you wait.
My skin it is a delicate flower. It does not like change. Change can mean "winter to spring" or "autumn to winter". Change can mean "new make up" or "new skin care regimen. I get that - my skin is resistant to new things. I can even understand that. I am sometimes resistant to new things, too.
However, it seems that the longer I have this skin, the more set in its ways it becomes. Change now means "new air", and change in the weather can mean "slightly colder than it was yesterday". It no longer likes new tricks. What's more, it's become a bit senile. It cannot remember what skin type it is supposed to be, nor yet, if it's going to be combination, it cannot decide which part is what. I have parts of my face that I have identified as "oily" suddenly dry up completely.
I wish I could blame that on my skin care regimen, but like a few people, I started washing my skin with oil a while ago. I find it hard to believe that olive oil is stripping my skin of moisture. In fact - I think it's kind of impossible.
I believe I've come to a solution for my problem. I will take my skin off. I think that should help me make new friends. Don't you?
Well, guess what, people, I'm stubborn and also in denial, so you're stuck with it. I just keep telling myself that EVERY POST I MAKE is AWESOME AND THE WORLD LOVES ME LADEEDA.
After this post, I intend to go and instigate world peace. Just you wait.
My skin it is a delicate flower. It does not like change. Change can mean "winter to spring" or "autumn to winter". Change can mean "new make up" or "new skin care regimen. I get that - my skin is resistant to new things. I can even understand that. I am sometimes resistant to new things, too.
However, it seems that the longer I have this skin, the more set in its ways it becomes. Change now means "new air", and change in the weather can mean "slightly colder than it was yesterday". It no longer likes new tricks. What's more, it's become a bit senile. It cannot remember what skin type it is supposed to be, nor yet, if it's going to be combination, it cannot decide which part is what. I have parts of my face that I have identified as "oily" suddenly dry up completely.
I wish I could blame that on my skin care regimen, but like a few people, I started washing my skin with oil a while ago. I find it hard to believe that olive oil is stripping my skin of moisture. In fact - I think it's kind of impossible.
I believe I've come to a solution for my problem. I will take my skin off. I think that should help me make new friends. Don't you?
posted by a Random Person at
8:27 AM
3 Comments:
hahaha! No skin = the new sexay!
you people what with the washing the face with oils n stuff. Weird. I just scrub mine in the shower. with regular soap.
Yup. lazy. thats me!
(LMAO) Lessa, I would do that, except then I wouldn't have to take my skin off anymore. it would PEEL OFF. in CHUNKS. And rot. Right there in the shower.
ooooooooh now THAT'd be attractive. ew.
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